Due to concerns about the economy, the NFL has begun to make the following changes:
1. Nickel and Dime Packages to become Penny and Nickel Packages.
2. Lions, Bears and Vikings will employ "All time QB" in divisional games.
3. Rock Paper Scissors to determine opening possession instead of coin toss.
4. Minnesota running back Adrian Peterson will review leagues finances since he excels at cutbacks.
5. Expensive telestrators to be replaced by crayon drawings on cocktail napkins.
6. Traditional post victory gatorade bath to be replaced by cheaper Crystal Light.
7. Only one sideline official with really long arms to man first down and line of scrimmage markers.
8. Handicapped fans and children in first row must return all gift footballs immediately for re-use.
9. Jerry Jones surgeries must switch from plastic to paper.
10. Special teams outsourced to India.
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where does one find the articles on golf?
I'm wondering if David Letterman may try to use these for his top ten list... very funny.
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